Secrets of Adulthood.

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Someplace, keep an empty shelf.
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Turning the computer on and off a few times often fixes a glitch.
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It’s okay to ask for help.
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You can choose what you do; you can’t choose what you LIKE to do.
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Happiness doesn’t always make you feel happy.
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What you do EVERY DAY matters more than what you do ONCE IN A WHILE.
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You don’t have to be good at everything.
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Soap and water removes most stains.
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It’s important to be nice to EVERYONE.
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You know as much as most people.
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Over-the-counter medicines are very effective.
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Eat better, eat less, exercise more.
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What’s fun for other people may not be fun for you–and vice versa.
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People actually prefer that you buy wedding gifts off their registry.
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Houseplants and photo albums are a lot of trouble.
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If you’re not failing, you’re not trying hard enough.
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